January 11, 2008

Are you shitting me, Bunny?

Okay... so the Playboy Store's answer to:
I must admit, now I'm curious. Could you provide details on what restrictions are imposed by Austrian authorities that do not exist in the UK, Germany, or Italy?

is:
They are their own country with their own political and governmental ways that we do not control. We apologize for any inconvenience.

No kidding! So there hasn't been any new Anschluss to Germany? And there's no such thing as similar foreign trade policies within the EC, either, I bet. But much more interestingly, does that mean the Playboy Store does control the political and governmental ways in Germany, Italy and the UK? Damn, they're more dangerous than Scientology!

Did I mention Scientology after a good decade or so seem to finally have given up on sending me their hogw-- I mean, incredibly interesting information brochures. All Hail King Torg!, or whatever he is called, or death unto him, I'm sorry, I seem to have failed indoctrination, after all. So, did I mention that?

I can't help it, my being an agnostic was preordained. Hey, even my name is Thomas - doesn't that prove it? And I won't believe there is no god(s) without concrete proof, by the way - up yours, atheists!

Anyways, don't forget: the Great Old Ones are out there - Cthulhu, Hastur, Tsathoggua, even Elvis!

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